In case you were wondering what, exactly, makes these two great nations so different, here’s the answer, according to a rudimentary Google Image search:

1.SUPERHEROES

America favors the six-pack, while ‘Murrica favors the 30-rack stuffed in a backpack.
Or this guy.

2.PAGEANTRY

Noooo comment.

3.FOOD

via createtv and imgur

This was actually one of the only pictures related to food we could find under “America”.
‘Murrica, on the other hand, had that. And this.

4.GUNS

America just likes piles of guns. ‘Murrica likes BAYKAY-47’S, YO

5.PATRIOTIC PHOTOSHOPPING

America = eagles, and statues of liberty, and red, white, and blue.
‘Murrica = fireworks, Uncle Sam, Obama, aggressively sparkly gifs… and eagles again.
(or this).

Which one will you be celebrating tomorrow?

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