OK look, shithead, [burn mark] fp’s going offline for a lil while. You and your red-eyed, sweaty palmed readers should try it, if your legs still work.
Point is fp had to divest some intrests ’round DC, so me an’ the Blue Meanie (it’s my bike, you sac) are takin it to the nice, offline, untracked road for a minute.
Now I had some more eloquent, creative [burn marks] methods of effective mass trolling, but right now me an’ my Louisville gotta go bash the head in on whatever fuckwad is [?] a movie in his goddamn trailer.
So go put a warning on your shitty little site. Tell ’em fp’s comin to their hood. [crude drawing of the finger]